Training Techniques

[Gareth]

The team seems to being hit by an injury crisis. Craig's child size little toe is smashed into micro fragments, Matt's recurring glass ankle, the captain's hair loss etc

This has now been added to by Andy's groin, not to mention that Kelvin and Martin must be due some sort of injury soon!!

This can only cause a selection headache (to add to the toe pain) for the manager.


What can we do about it??

3 options to vote on:-

1) Matt organizers a females to provide massage and rub downs before and after games.
2) We stop acting like women and get on with playing.
3) We get our local student to research injury prevention for his thesis

cast you votes now, try not to get injured whilst doing so !!!

[The Student]

Interesting concept Gareth. I'll pop my proposal on the message board at some point. Plenty of data to work with that's for sure!

[Matt Hallam]

Ian,

Are you STILL strickly speaking a student?

Or have you joined the ranks of that other drain on society, THE UNEMPLOYED ?

Just asking!!!!!

Enjoy YOUR holiday........ with OUR money

[el studente]

yeah, still a student for about three more weeks then (as you rightly predict) I shall join the rest of the day drinking timewasters in JD Wetherspoon.

see you all in a week or so. Good luck for Sunday. No girly punch ups this time!