phone thief

[Gary]

Hello chaps

Hope everyone is feeling spiffing after yesterdays activities.

Craig, why did you steal my phone? Do you work in Notts? would I be able to come and collect it? It's hard to organise and plan my high-flying yet party boy lifestyle without it.

[Manager]

I'm keeping your phone until you,Andy & Loz (sorry Los) have paid for the stains to be removed from my boot......................


See you Weds.