Post by Matt Hallam on Nov 15, 2006 16:11:57 GMT
I have to say that despite us being on the end of the wrong result this is very funny ;D
After last weeks shambolic effort a team meeting was arranged for the saturday to try and rebuild team spirit and lift people upto play a tough cup fixture against La Toque.
In returned first team goalkeeper Danny james the return of Andy dames but big phill out christmas shopping with his gurt. Captain camp man decided to film the game or should i say decided to film 22 lads in tight little shorts, and might i point out he wasn't in the pub that night so me thinks was beating his little monkey over it.
From the start volo went out to prove a point but a resiliant defence and crap finishing kept the game at 0-0 for some time. La toque struck first blood to make it 0-1. More poor finishing good defending denied Volo an equaliser. La Toque punished Volo when the no9 turned butler inside out like an old pair of pants and cooly slotted in for 0-2. Volo still created chances to give them hope at half time.
2nd half and Volo change from a 4-5-1 to 4-4-2 and it wasn't long before Damesy hard graft created 20 goal striker Walker with his first. Not long after Damesy tries an overhead kick from a James booth corner and boots La toques No2 straight in the old boat race and his nose resembled a scene from reservoir dogs. A brave clearance to keep his team in the cup, unfortunatly his nose looked like a squashed apple and he couldn't carry on. This decision helped Volo press on in the game and not long after Dean Butler hit a ball like Franz Beckenbaur to Walker who rose like a pregnant cod and directed a great header past the on coming keeper tomake it 2-2. With the game heading to extra time Edwards overlapped Booth who fed him the ball and he ran onto it like the Great Alan Rogers and hit his shot accross the floor which the keeper saved. Being this far up the pitch caused another No2 to have had a nose bleed that day. If Edwards being in the opponents box wasn't bizzare enough as Volo fought to win the game saw Walker defending, a rumour has it hell was freezing over at this point.
First half of extra time saw a couple of chances fall to both sides and both sides failed to convert.
2nd half and Volo went for it seeing Walker lob the keeper from 20 yards for his 2nd hatrick of the season. As Volo thought the game was one a simple clearance was Hashed up by Danny "keith from eastenders" James to bring the game back to 3-3. As penalties seemed the out come Jack craig brilliantly placed a long awaited goal to kill a great cup tie 4-3.
After last weeks shambolic effort a team meeting was arranged for the saturday to try and rebuild team spirit and lift people upto play a tough cup fixture against La Toque.
In returned first team goalkeeper Danny james the return of Andy dames but big phill out christmas shopping with his gurt. Captain camp man decided to film the game or should i say decided to film 22 lads in tight little shorts, and might i point out he wasn't in the pub that night so me thinks was beating his little monkey over it.
From the start volo went out to prove a point but a resiliant defence and crap finishing kept the game at 0-0 for some time. La toque struck first blood to make it 0-1. More poor finishing good defending denied Volo an equaliser. La Toque punished Volo when the no9 turned butler inside out like an old pair of pants and cooly slotted in for 0-2. Volo still created chances to give them hope at half time.
2nd half and Volo change from a 4-5-1 to 4-4-2 and it wasn't long before Damesy hard graft created 20 goal striker Walker with his first. Not long after Damesy tries an overhead kick from a James booth corner and boots La toques No2 straight in the old boat race and his nose resembled a scene from reservoir dogs. A brave clearance to keep his team in the cup, unfortunatly his nose looked like a squashed apple and he couldn't carry on. This decision helped Volo press on in the game and not long after Dean Butler hit a ball like Franz Beckenbaur to Walker who rose like a pregnant cod and directed a great header past the on coming keeper tomake it 2-2. With the game heading to extra time Edwards overlapped Booth who fed him the ball and he ran onto it like the Great Alan Rogers and hit his shot accross the floor which the keeper saved. Being this far up the pitch caused another No2 to have had a nose bleed that day. If Edwards being in the opponents box wasn't bizzare enough as Volo fought to win the game saw Walker defending, a rumour has it hell was freezing over at this point.
First half of extra time saw a couple of chances fall to both sides and both sides failed to convert.
2nd half and Volo went for it seeing Walker lob the keeper from 20 yards for his 2nd hatrick of the season. As Volo thought the game was one a simple clearance was Hashed up by Danny "keith from eastenders" James to bring the game back to 3-3. As penalties seemed the out come Jack craig brilliantly placed a long awaited goal to kill a great cup tie 4-3.