Sunday

[Little Ian]

Good luck Sunday! I scored a deflected goal last year, no doubt Matt will endeavour to follow suit!

[Matt Hallam]

Well I tried my hardest Ian. A rasping 30 yard drive which smacked against the underside of the crossbar and down onto the line and out (where's a Russian lineman when you need him :

But in the end it didn't make much difference as we won 2-0.

My partner in crime Phil also hit the bar with a full length diving header (I still say he just fell over ;D).

So as you can see Ian, now we are not having to constantly cover your defensive inadequacies we can be a LOT more attack minded.

I predict double figure goals between us this season

[Ian]

I'm not sure what odds you'll get for double figures. I think Phil hitting the bar 10 times in a season is a definate though.

And defensively, I was sound, wasn't it a certain club secretary that scored an own goal (or two) last year? You just miss me... I can tell.

Seriously though, sounds like LaToque is back on track. Maybe Mark will let some other people score some goals? Looks like he's getting selfish!