One of our ex players is missing

[Matt Hallam]

Does anyone know the whereabouts of our ex cockney ginger winger Ian Addison-Smith.

I've tried to get hold of him by text but so far he is resisiting any efforts to locate him. Perhaps he is in hiding from the Urban Social centre half who gave him a light tap in our cup game!!!!!!

Ian I have loads of fan mail to forward on to you. Can you let me know what your address is so I can send it to you.

It would probably be wise to let me know by text as I'm sure you don't want the Student Loans company to find out your new address. We all know why you did a runner

Hope you're okay and look forward to hearing from you soon.


P.S. The message board is just TOO quiet without you

[Ian]

Hi mate!

Sorry I didn't get in touch for the trophy night completely forgot I received your text. Wouldn't have been able to make it anyway, which is a pity since it sounded like a great night.

Well done to the winners, Mark had a great season and Kelvin has set a benchmark for himself that he should surpass next season. Unfortunately for Mark though you'll have to spend the rest of next season having Gaz tell you how the curse of Players Player of the year is making you play crap!

Methinks the curse is just Gaz...

Matt, I hope you got my nominations for the awards Isent them by text but my phone has been playing games recently. I sent them to your btinternet account also although I don't know if you still use that one.

Anyways, life is good for hiding from student loans and hopefully I'll get the chance to visit and run the line at some point.

Up the Blues!! I know you'll have a great season next year!

[Matt Hallam]

Yes mate. I did get your nominations. What I don't have though is your address. I have trophy here for you which I need to forward to you.

Send me your address by email or text and I'll get it in the post. It's okay I promise I won't stalk you. I too bloody lazy to stalk someone that far away.

Cheers

[Ian]

That's great! I look forward to receiving the "Greatest LaToque player of the Millenium" award.