where is matt hallam

[REFEREE]

concern was growing on tuesday at powerleague as to the whereabouts of matt hallam ?.
some say he is in hiding some say in switzerland on his sex change experience worshop but who knows .
all we want to no is............
WHERE IS MATT HALLAM
CAN YOU HELP ?

[horlix]

Concern has turned into a game?!?!

Where's Hallam?



P.S This is an 'After' photo

[The Insider]

I've heard from my sources that Mr Hallam was picked up by police in long eaton some 4 weeks ago now. He was wandering the streets wearing a Borat Mankini with 4 socks stuffed down the front and some 7 inch fuschia pink stillettoes and asking to now be known as "Shakira - the second coming".He was trying to chase teenage boys down the street in an effort to lure them into his house, but as we are all aware, his distinct lack of pace and energy meant that the boys escaped by merely doing a brisk walk. He was promptly escorted to a secure mental unit somewhere in Derbyshire where he has been carrying out a dirty protest in his cell because they wouldn't release him so that he could perform his new act at G.A.Y nightclub, London. He is also upset at the lack of fresh men in the establishment as he has had enough of rough hairy men taking advantage of his caring, sensitive nature. He has stated that all he wants is for a nice young man (shaven from head to toe) to take care of him and love him for what he really is.

[James D]

Has anyone heard of hallam at all since the end of the seaso? maybe he's in thailand doing a gary glitter tribute tour or something!!