Where's the f***ing update?!!?!

[gavinho]

This is self explanatory from the subject - sort it out Hallam!

[Gaz]

I guess you must have scored at the weekend, on the pitch!!

Hallam is letting the team down and himself down...

I'll give you an update - I've been ruled out through injury until the middle of December at the earlist.

The top scorer's trophy is all Loz's now, nobody can stop him, except maybe Harry!!!

[Matt Hallam]

Right, you whinging, moaning bunch of b**tards, the website has been updated.

I know things are getting bad when even Steve is having a pop about the website not having been updated!!!

Unfortunately my memory ain't what it used to be and so I can't remember any of the assists for the last three games. Or even who scored the goal in the game against Gremio. I've had a best guess but if anyone knows then let me know.

Before Harry and Gavin start getting in touch left, right and centre saying you've assisted or scored for all the missing information I will be asking the rest of the team to confirm the info. You don't want to be the next winner of the Bell Fruit Award for Sporting Dishonesty do you?

PS - We are in discussions with Park Tavern Cinderhill about a new sponsor for the Sporting Dishonesty Award

[gavinho]

As ever Matt, you've missed one of I disagreeists out - I headed the ball on to Laurence when he scored our third goal against Beeston United, whilst I know Gary put the ball through to me when I scored the first and I THINK Buttie took the corner which Gary headed in.

I also think Phil Naylor set up Laurence's goal against Park Tavern.

As for Park Tavern sponsoring the Sporting Dishonesty Award, I think we should create a new award in their honour - the Park Tavern Award for Cheating Chav thingys Assisted by a Bent Referee.

[gavinho]

For the record, 'thingys' was not my choice of word in the last post! It was obviously a bit too blue for the message board.

[Matt Hallam]

That's what I like about you Gavin, always building bridges ;D

PS - The views expressed on this messageboard are not necessarily those of La Toque Football Club as a whole

[dave gremio fc]

hi lads. were you cheated against park tavern.? as for the ref being bent, well i actually know craig latham a little bit, via one of my players, and although he actually is a nice bloke ,can sometimes be a bit naive whilst reffing. did he do the thing where he changes his mind if the other team tell him to? one thing is he doesnt know park tavern, thats a fact. craigs sometimes to nice for his own good.
keep your heads up lads, we all know what its like to come against a bad run and bad decisions. youll bounce back i know.
dave

[Matt Hallam]

Hi Dave,

Wasn't Craig who reffed it mate. Was Trevor!!!!

[dave gremio fc]

hi matt. enough said then.
ive just remembered craig rang me and said park tavern hadnt rang him. that was on the friday before the game. what was park taverns excuse for not having the ref there? seems sus. let me know matt
dave

[gavinho]

If that's true Dave, then it's an absolute disgrace.

[dave gremio fc]

hi gav
wat im saying IS TRUE. but you tell me, what excuse did park tavern give you?? i know craig and he was waiting for the call. ring craig yourselves, ask him.

dave

ps . got beat in the cup 2-0 in extra time. same team 6 different starters, 3 different subs (beeston) same old story do you think?

[Matt Hallam]

I'm going to close this thread as I don't want it to spiral out of control. I know how vicious Gavins' posts can get

Suffice to say that we are following the correct procedure in this matter and if and when any news becomes available we'll let the relevant people know.

By the way Dave, if you thought your Sunday was bad just imagine what we went through!!!!